My First Women Cab Driver

Okay, got of the bus and had about a 12 block walk in the rain, it was blowing very very hard and when that happens my 2.50$ umbrella tends to flip inside out and become totally ineffective. So, i broke a rule and paid for a cab, c'mon people it was only a buck fifty. So, i hope in the cab, tell her where my home is, and close the door, "ahhhh, PAPACITO!" and than something along the lines of why did you close the door so hard. After that she explained to me in a very rapid Spanish how there is her job and she doesn't come to my job and start slamming things around, i gave her a very sheepish "lo siento" or I am sorry... and than sunk into the crushed velvet hiding my face behind my backpack. Later, she asked me if she could get to my house by going straight, i thought that we were becoming friends again, so i replied with a smile and a yes and got my posture back. As we rounded the corner we came to traffic light with a lot of cars, probably about 3 lights worth US, 2 down here in Bogota. While waiting at the light, i decided to keep our friendly dialogue going and told her that her next move was a left at the light. "Claro" which means clearly, but used as of course, was her only response. Okay... and i sank bank into the comfy confines of her crushed velvet even deeper than my first visit. While the light was red, red mind you, she started to lay on the horn and honk and honk and honk, while the light was RED! What is gonna happen? Is the light gonna turn green because of increased decibels? Are the cars gonna part like the Red Sea for Moses? You can guess what happened next... nothing, just more honking, oh and PS the horn sounded a lot like a dying cow, the first time she honked i wasn't looking in her direction and was so startled by the noise i looked out the window to see if a renegade cow escaped from the north and came to my neighborhood to die next to the rain water/river of trash. The light turns green, the cars in the right line are driving a little faster, and my cab driver actually jumps in the right side and passes the car in front of us only to stop a 100 feet later, having advanced her position one car! Finally when i got home i gave her the 3000 pesos, quietly closed the door, as she told me "Thank you love!" ...yeah right... and said some hail marys, Thank you god for getting me back to UPSALA....

Festival Iberomericano de Teatro de Bogota

The Bogota festival of Theatre is officially in full swing. What it is is a bi-yearly three week festival celebrating theatre all over the city, in all different shapes and forms, from all different countries all over the world. For example at the university where i work there is theatre performance for free in the auditorium, with acts from Portugal, France and Colombia just next week. The first night it was going on i went down to la Candelaria, the oldest neighborhood in Bogota, where the city actually started. Within the neighborhood you can find Calle 1 con Carrera 1 (the equivalent of 1st Street with 1st Avenue) the corner of the city, it literally sits up against the mountains like they where a gate. I came down primarily to shoot 8ball and eat pizza, but there was no shortage of street theatre. Most of the acts i didn't fully understand, i just clapped when other people clapped, and laughed when other people laughed... but i did understand some jokes! of which i laughed probably a little awkwardly loud because i felt like i deserved a bellowing laugh with the break through accomplishments in my Spanish. There was sooo many people out! The bus ride from the University where i study to La Candelaria was also kind of a trip. We went through the guts of what locals describe as "la mierda." There was hand craft stores, and other independently owned small business trying to make a dollar, restaurants, but every two blocks or so there was big time bordellos. The bordellos are on the second floor and when the hookers don't have a client they come down the stairs and stand in the hallways. I have seen hookers in other cities around the world, and in the US, but i have always seen them working a beat or a corner, this looked like a strip club but it even had the neon lights that said 24 hour service. After the bus ride past la mierda i arrived to the nicer part of the neighborhood, shot some pool, drank some Costeña, and than watched some street art. Than it was time to head to TransMilenio, i know you all know the bus by now. To get there i had to walk through Churo (sp?) i don't know if it is another neighborhood, or just a park in Candelaria, but the vibe there was totally different. They had the classic narrow old streets, with sidewalks chest high on the sides, and they were packed! Primarily with two different types of sub-cultures. The rock/metal culture and the reggae culture. Sprinkled in where Fubu gangsters and Punk Rockers, walked by a Reggae club that sounded awesome, but the area has a reputation for pick pockets and being dangerous when its time to leave the club, you got the vibe a lot of the kids where homeless. After the narrow streets you emerged in to this small little plaza where everybody was sitting on the ground with there legs crossed, passing Rum, Whiskey, Aguardiente and Joints. The smell of cheap crappy pot hung in the sky like a rain cloud that followed you. They where smoking weed like it was legal, and you had to walk like it was the part at the end of the third Indiana Jones where the ground was gonna break because their was so many people that just would not get out of the way. Right when i got out of the park this three kids where smoking a huge joint and one young girl hit it to hard and turned to her six o clock (where i happened to be standing) coughed and let out a mountain of weed smoke that consumed my face as it rolled by. Smoking weed is ILLEGAL in Colombia, but for two blocks it sure didn't feel like it. Finally through the young kids getting wasted and to Transmilenio to head north to the Zona Te and back down to Caracas for bar hopping. On the Transmilenio ride too there was a guy breaking down the art of street vending and talking about his different Colognes, very educational.

Know Your Cities Streets

Today i was hanging out with my friend Pedro as he packed and got ready to go to Peru for a week of work. The time came for us to say our good byes as he was headed to the airport and he took me to my Transmilenio stop, Mundo Advenutra, up through Caracas all the way to the 146 stop. That is past 32 stops... but its was B5, so thank the lord we didn't stop at all 32, that is just for perspective to see about how long the trip was. I did not take Pedros advice and switch lines, so i could take an alternate route to the north which was thirty minutes fast, why? Because i thought i had the system down. Of the two lines that travel to the north, one takes the innercity express way that has zero lights, and the other goes right through the city streets, sigh... Oh well, i really, literally, got to see ALL of Bogota today, all of it.
Also worth note, another interesting discovery about my favroite mode of Transportation. As you can see from the photo, the middle of the bus is like a slinky, this is because the bus is required, when taking more urbanized routes to perform sharp U-Turns and 45 degree turns at normal city intersections, well you can also stand in the middle part of these buses during your travels (it happens to be quite a roomy area of the bus). Well, this whole area pivots, as you can guess, to make these turns, and when you stand on the pivoting area you move as well. I discovered this today, with one foot on the pivoting area and one off. We made a 45 degree turn, at break neck speeds, of course (you could feel the bus tipping) and half of my body was twisted violently a full 45 degrees, while the other foot kept half my body planted. This had my almost falling down to my knees in front of the entire bus, what a wonderful system.
And on a completely different note, i thought i broke my big toe for half a second. The wind was ripping down 7A, and a kiosk with a large umbrella, i think for Tigo, was on the street. When the wind ripped by it caught the umbrella and the umbrella actually blew the entire kiosk over. Yours truly happen to by walking by at that exact time, and i had enough reaction time to jump out of the way and remove most of my body from harms way, while wearing a back pack full of books, however i didn't jump far enough because my foot was crushed, specifically my toes. I let out a howl that woke the dead, and made everybody on 7A, lunch time traffic, look and stare. But its okay because i only had another 10 or so blocks left on my walk... you can imagine the afternoon bus ride, too.

Some thoughts and Concerts and Such

Damn buses, my whole day in this city revolves around transportation, and i got my but crack pinched in the door on Tranmileno, again. Working long days, can't wait for the weekend, also think i found a new tattoo artist and i am excited about some new work. There is a certain arrogance here in this city that i am picking up more and more that doesn't exist in the other cities, and i guess rightfully so. While i am here, in the 4 and a half brief months i am here, Korn, Metallica, Sting, U2, Coldplay, Franz Ferdinand, Gun n Roses and Aerosmith are playing shows. Damn! Some serious live acts come through here. Now if only the bus drivers could learn to drive...

Thoughts on Barranquilla

Hello, i am going to back track a little bit today because i have just started this blog, and i started it several days after the start of a very exciting time, so i would like to back track a couple of weeks and make sure that i document all of my Colombian experience and i share all of the crazy things that have happened, with me, with you. I am going to talk about a couple of expierences that i had in Barranquilla during the Carnaval. The first being the pick pocket. I was standing on a cart that is used normally to pull around different fruit, pineapple, bananas, and other tropical fruit, by a donkey through neighborhoods, to be sold. But for four days out of the year, this cart is jammed up right next to a metal gate on the side of the parade. For 5000 colombian pesos (2.50 US dollars) you can stand on it to watch the parade go by. I was on the very back, wearing slightly baggy shorts, with my wallet chest level to somebody. While i was standing up there i was tapped and turned around and pulled off by an excited young man, 12 years or so, shouting some things in a caribeen creole spanish. Also worth note, to by suprise, he had my wallet. Apparantly, a man had stole my wallet, i fortunatly had all my money inside of my pockets, and while riffling through the contents a young man who saw the whole scenario chased the man down and aquired my wallet from the theif and brought it back to me. At which point i paid 2000 pesos (1 dollar) to the young man. Shortly after, in slight disbelief at the lightness of the theif´s (whom i never saw) fingers, i heard quite a ruckus coming from the left. I thought the police where breaking up a fight, or something a long the lines of a collegiate tailgate at a US university. Shorty after a large man with no shirt ran directly by me, looking over his shoulder, and in his right hand was a long sharp knife, ready for action. Shortly after a crowed of around 20 to 25 men where chasing him, chairs above head, broken legs off of tables, metal piping, and anything that could be used to beat the theif in to the ground. Wow, had i spoke a little more spanish maybe i could have helped, but in the scenario of a fleeing criminal with a knife ready to kill somebody, maybe it is better to be a spectator or bystanderded. After about thirty seconds of chaos and confusion, the party resumed as usual, back to dancing and mas rumba. Oh yeah, this was day one of a four day party by the way...

The Dry Weekend and a lil Boltero

Okay, first lets talk about this weekend. This weekend is the election, Uribe has been president in Colombia now for 8 years, super right wing and conservative. When he was younger his family was killed by the FARC and sense that time he has held a chip on his shoulder, using a lot of violence in the last eight years to reduce the number of FARC members in the country. THis includes legal force, and fighting with fire in the form of the paramilitary. Okay, so many colombians feel that now is a time for change in their country and don't want Uribe anymore, but Uribe didn't want to give up his presidency, so he made an effort to amend the constitution of Colombia so he could run for additional terms, this created a lot of protest among the public, and what happened? The supreme court said he would not be allowed to amend the constitution and run for another term, victory for the Colombian citizens.... for a couple of days. After Uribe was informed that that was not going to be possible, he went back and looked through the constitution and found that there is nothing that says he can't be VICE president. so, he and his vice president have simply switched roles and he is on the ballet again this weekend. Wow, and, in the country of Colombia the hold the elections of an entire weekend, which means for some reason the don't serve any alcohol in the ENTIRE COUNTRY at bars, or sell booze at stores, for the whole weekend starting at six o clock on friday night, sooo all the discos are closed and the city is quite (all though for some reason i saw a line two blocks long at a grocery store last night at two and my broken spanish couldn't quite figure out exactly why while i was talking with the taxi driver). It came on a good weekend because i have lots of work, but, i still think it is kind of lame. Also i threw up some pictures of Medellin for you to enjoy, awesome city, my favoirte in Colombia, these are some pictures from Plaza de Boltero, right outside of the Museo de Antioquia which also had an awesome Boltero exhibit. Take it easy!

Last Thoughts of Medellin

Monday morning and back in Bogota, couldn´t be happier... sort of. It is nice to be back in my own city, working (i really do love my job) and studying spanish again. Having said that, i prefer Medellin as a city to Bogota, without a doubt. First the weather, oh my lord, it was never unbearale hot, but i came back with a new golden skin color. And the public transit was so much easier, maybe it has something to do with 2.5 million people instead of the 8 million i live with, but it never seemed impossible to get from on place to another. My morning commute in a bus is an hour and half everyday, in a hot sweaty stop and go bus. In Medellin you just walk to the Metro and fly across the city, and because it is twice as wide as Transmileno, it never feels THAT crowded. I only had the good fortune of going out one night, but i had a wonderful time. I went to a club that had this egyption theme going, waiters and waitress in all egyption type stuff, pretty girls and buff dudes dressed like kings and queens on thrones, mummies walking around, belly dancers on the bar, and three different times there was live music with guys jumping around on the bar. My favoirte aguardiente comes from the area, which was also a plus and i have developed a strong taste for Pilsen as well. The night club felt a lot like Las Vegas (i have never been) in the sense i wasnt in a crowded Bogota club but this huge open area with a ton of people, and mobility! Medellin is known around the country for its plastic surgery and it was very evident at night in and around the clubs and bars. Women their have fake t AND a out of control, not really my thing (also a lot of highlights and blonde girls, hair dye capital) but if your in to it, really its the place to be. A word of warning though, a lot of women all done up with a lot of fake stuff going on are super high end prostitues, and more often than not they´re up in the club with someone who is affiliated with drugs. So, before playing the "i am going to date your girl game" cause it could, serioulsy, live you dead in a street. Other than that it´s all good and i am counting the time until i get to go back! Miss you Medellin, and everybody there!